Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2003
September 26, 2003
September 28, 2003
Transcript:
"I bought a chair at the furniture store."
"Why?"
"Because I need to test all of the smoke alarms in our house."
"And you stand on a chair?"
"I set fire to it."
well, there is one way to do it