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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2003
December 28, 2003
December 30, 2003
Transcript:
"Want to play army men with me?"
"Who are they battling?"
"Oh, my army men don't battle."
"What?.. Then how do they resolve their disputes?"
"Sarge. When that man points his rifle at me, it makes me feel sad."
"You need to tell him that, Johnny."
What, they aren’t called “Bob”??