Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2004
January 19, 2004
January 21, 2004
Transcript:
"Listen, moron.. we do not have an apocalyptic refrigerator.. we probably just jostled a couple of the magnetic letters and coincidentally, they spelled out the word 'repent.'" "And in those days small men seek death and shall not find it and shall desire to die and death shall flee from them revelation 9:6." "If you need me, I'll be in church."
Yeah, but the Bible also says that no one will know the day or the hour.