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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 29, 2004
February 28, 2004
March 01, 2004
Transcript:
The Great American Novel by Rat
The sea was filled with angry monkeys.
"That is the dumbest opening line I have ever seen in a novel..."
"It makes absolutely no sense and lacks any sort of context."
"Kaboom," went the coastal monkey factory.
Type
The dumbest opening line is “It was a dark and stormy night”