Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2004
Transcript:
"Who are all you guys?" "Pig, it's me, rat." "Can i help you find something?" "What are you doing in there?" "May i help you?" "Well, I went to one of those electronics stores where all the commissioned sales guys swarm you, but when I left these guys just stuck to me." "Well, maybe if we just bought something they'd.." "Multiply..." "They're like pigeons dude."
Return what you bought.