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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2004
April 21, 2004
April 23, 2004
Transcript:
"How are we supposed to get any sleep, surrounded by electronics salesmen?" "We'll just have to tell them a bedtime story and hope they doze off." "Can i help you?" "What kind of story should we tell them?" 'I'll give 'em a spooky story. I know kids love that." "And soon, the whole world knew, the extended warranty was a big fat rip-off." Gasp Oooh
the scariest thing known to salesmen