Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2004
Transcript:
"I hear Rat's been sent to comic re-education camp to learn how to be a sweet and beloved comic strip animal." "Yeah, they have Earl and Mooch training him." "The Mutts characters? He could never learn to be that sweet." "Oh, I'm sure he's doing great." "Gimme shome shalami or I'll break your stinking knees, you %$#$#" "No, no, no."
That swear word appears to be 12 letters long.