Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2004
Transcript:
"You've got to be kidding me... You're from Kukistan and you traveled here through a hole Pig dug in our backyard??" "@&@&*" "* I am Klodski, from the Kirchuk province of Kukistan. I am looking for cheap pork to feed my large family. The fat one behind you looks delicious." "I think he likes us."
That’s a pretty efficient written language…