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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2004
May 16, 2004
May 18, 2004
Transcript:
"Behold... I have invented something which will help me to resolve disputes with dumb people. I call it the 'mallet o' understanding.'" "How does it work?" "When people act dumb, I smash them over the head." "How does that promote understanding?" "Frankly, I haven't thought that far ahead."
i want one of those