Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2004
May 26, 2004
May 28, 2004
Transcript:
"Okay, Rat... you got what you asked for. Now put down the 'Garfield' book and unlock the panel." "Ohh, no... I'm not finished, Pastis. From now on, you will depict me as a Roman emperor surrounded by hot chicks who are feeding me grapes, and ahh, yes... I will speak of myself only in the third person." "Are you kidding me?" "Shhhh... I am trying to sneak up on a spider and crush him with my rolled-up newspaper. This, my friend, is comedy!" "You have pleased the rat."
Hot chicks? I don’t think so, Stephan ..