Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2004
May 28, 2004
May 30, 2004
Transcript:
"Where is Rat today? I thought he had taken the strip hostage." "He did, but he uttered so many trite punchlines that the comic police busted in and took him away." "Wow. I had no idea you could be imprisoned for trite comic punchlines." "Yeah. It's scary. I just hope he's not being harassed by one of those prison gangs." "...Didja hear that, guys? The Rat here thinks he don?t hafta give Jeffy his smokes."
I will never look at Family Circus the same way again.