Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2004
July 15, 2004
July 17, 2004
Transcript:
"At the dumb guys convention" "Okay, people, uh... Just a couple more announcements... Contrary to the rumor that I know is going around. It is not a good idea to set yourself on fire." "Is there a question in the back?" "Uh, yeah... Next year could we just get a list of these announcements, maybe in the mail, like, before the convention starts?" "Way to speak up, Phil." "Thanks, George."
Phil was probably just upset that no one could guess his name.