Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2004
August 05, 2004
August 07, 2004
Transcript:
"Do you have any regrets?" "No...But I once had a couple of parrots." "That made absolutely no sense." "Well, it made sense to me, until I learned they couldn't talk." "I wish you couldn't talk." "You would've liked my parrots."
I just stepped on a lit candle.