Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2004
August 25, 2004
August 27, 2004
Transcript:
"Just because Toby the agoraphobic turtle is afraid of public places is no reason for him to live in his shell and guzzle from a beer bong." "...I think that life is beautiful and wonderful...and maybe with help, Toby can realize that, too." "Hiiyaa!!" "Toby rejects your theory." "#@#$@#*"
Toby, you can’t just drink beer. You gotta eat cheese and chocolate too, ya know. Also, switch the beer for wine.