Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2004
Transcript:
"What are you doing now,Rat?" "I'm selling scorn...want some?" "SCORN $10" "Why would I pay for something I don't want and could get for free?" "Because you're a big, dumb idiot." "SCORN $10" "...That one's on the house." "SCORN $10" "That one's on the house." "SCORN $10"
He should charge money for not getting scorned. At least that’s what Calvin did on August 17, 1989