Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2004
October 24, 2004
October 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Sir, in your run for the presidency, are you actually advocating the invasion of France?" "That is correct." "But on what basis, Sir?" "The 'official' reason will be that the French possess weapons of mass destruction and are continually hostile to U.S. interests." "And the unofficial?" "I want to shove their chain smoking faces into a pile of croissants."
Wow Pastis’s satire used to be a lot more pointed.