Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2004
November 01, 2004
November 03, 2004
Transcript:
"How are the election returns?" "Bad...I lost BIGTIME...and it's all that stupid pig's fault." "What did pig do?" "I was supposed to go to a ballgame to kiss some babies and throw out the first ball, but I couldn't make it, so I sent Pig in my place." "But how did that lose you the election?" "How I'll tell you how..." "Kiss" "AAAAH!!!"
Reminiscent of the old “kiss hands, shake babies” joke