Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2004

Transcript:

"Hey, look at this...my new shirt has a little tag with instructions on it." "Yeah, they tell you how to care for the shirt." "You mean people care for the shirt in a certain way just 'cause that little tag tells them to?" "Yep." "..."100% Pig, hug, hold, feed, and please....Be nice." "....Lemme punch him in the head. I'll tell him I can't read."