Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2005
January 04, 2005
January 06, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "I'm getting Zebra's mail for him... Ever since a fraternity of crocodiles moved in next door, he's a little nervous about leaving the house." "Don't you think he's being a little paranoid?" "Phone bill high this monf." "Not really."
Oh Zebra…if only you could see into the future and see how pathetic Zeeba Zeeba Eata is…heck, I bet you’d have a better chance of killing them.