Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2005

Transcript:

Rat takes on the "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet "Sir, I know you're trying to get us back for towing your car, but believe me, you won't be able to eat our entire buffet." "Dude, I won't even leave a @*@*!@# crouton."<Br>"How 'bout we just pay your impound fee and call it even?" "How 'bout you move your #@* so I can go clean out your au gratin potatoes?!"<Br>"Fine... If that's the way you want it!" "You bet that's the way I want it! And that's not all I want!!" "Ohh?! What else do you want?!" "A push."