Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 24, 2005
Transcript:
"What can I getcha?" "I'll have the grilled chicken sandwich." "BooHooHoo. Sniff." "BooHooHoo BooHooHoo BooHooHoo Sniff Sniff BooHooHoo." "...And to my mom, I bequeath...Sniff BooHooHoo...My...my...Ohh BooHooHooooo BooooHooBooHoooHooo." "Alright alright. Shut up already!...I won't get the chicken...I'll get a peanut butter sandwich instead..." "Yay!Yay! Oh Joy! Oh Joy! Thank you! Thank you!" "BooHooHoo Sniff."
I would have ate the chicken, you don’t mess with my lunch!