Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2005
Transcript:
Pearls Mailbag "Our next reader asks, "I hear some caroonists use gag writers...do you?"...Well, yes, we do use gag writers at 'Pearl.' But because we're a new strip, we couldn't afford much." "Thus, we got a real cheap guy from Peshtigo, Wisconsin, named Larry...Larry is a friendless, hopeless soul with an understandably dark view of human nature. He's obsessed by death, and yes, for those of you wondering, Larry has a bad marriage." "Here's one...a guy gets married...then he dies." "Heh heh...good one, Larry."
Please raise your hands if you can find Peshtigo, WI on a map without Googling it.