Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2005
Transcript:
"Hullooooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten..Tooday beeg day foh crockydiles....Ees 'Nashanull Keel-A-Zeeba Day'...Me know ees bad news fah you, but dat ees way cookie crumble." "Well, that's odd, because my calendar says it's 'All-crocodiles-are-uncivilized-neanderthals-who-could lose-to-a-waffle-iron-in-'trivial pursuit'-and-should-therefore-starve-to-death-day'......I guess we have a conflict...." ".....Me bet his calendah no reelly say dat."
In reality (not a comic strip) crocodiles are actually some of the smartest known reptiles. Studies have shown that they might actually use tools.