Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2005
July 09, 2005
July 11, 2005
Transcript:
"Hullooooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...Me want you meet wife Debbie...She's a new crockydile mom wiff two keeds...Dis prove dat not all crockydiles ees destroyahs of life...Some ees gud moms dat love preshiss keeds..." "Hmm...You know, I've always wondered something about crocodile mothers...is it true that right after your children are born, you keep them in your mouth to protect them from predators?" "HAHAHAHA!...Eesn't dat aMAYseeng??...Way to go, Debbie!!...Way to go!!!" "Pat pat pat pat" "Gulp" "Ees okay...We make more."
That is utterly disturbing on so many levels.