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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2005
July 28, 2005
July 30, 2005
Transcript:
"Well, whaddya know...It's Neighbor Ted, the personal trainer." "Hey there, Pig...When are you gonna start working out with me?" "Gee, Ted...I don't know if I want to." "Well, you should. You'd improve your health and you could develop great biceps, great abs, and a great rear end, to boot." "Thanks, Ted, but I get kicked enough in the butt already." "Gee...Imagine that."
(Insert a witty comment here.)