Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Where were you this morning?" "Rat, Pig and I met with our strip's creator, Stephan Pastis." "What for?" "Stephan's upset that most animated cartoons can make so much licensing money while the average comic strip makes nothing." "So what's he doing about it?" "He made a few changes to Rat and Pig's characters...to make them a little more 'marketable'." "Changes?...Oh, geez...How are they reacting?" "Well, I think Pig's adapting a little better than Rat." "Whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea" "I...DO...NOT...CARE..." "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he" "LEAVE...ME...A...LONE..."
Ugh, I hate that show; my nephew loves it but he knows better than to watch it in my house.