Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2005
Transcript:
"Look at this...The most popular searches on 'Google' in 2004 were 'Britney Spears', 'Paris Hilton' and 'Christina Aguilera'. So here we have the most powerful information tool in mankind's history, and what do we use it for?...Looking up pictures of hot women." "WOOHOO!" "I mean...How disturbing."
…and 74% of statistics are invented on the spot.