Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2005
August 30, 2005
September 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey, look, Rat...It's Petey Spider!" "Hiya, Rat! Hiya, Pig!" "I want you to meet someone very special to me...This is Lorena. Lorena is the love of my life...my soulmate...and we're getting MARRIED!!..." "Yo, dude...Your girlfriend's a black widow. After you mate, she'll kill you. Then she'll eat you." "I meant to say something."
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
haha, OUCH!
mld1812 over 12 years ago
epic fail
markmoss1 over 11 years ago
Yes, but it will be totally worth it!
At least a female spider waits until her mate is finished before eating him. A female praying mantis bites her mate’s head off during intercourse.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
That awkward moment when your girlfriend turns out to be a cannibal… don’t we all know that feeling?
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Actually, this only happens in 1 out of 5 cases.
TheGrlWhoW8ed about 9 years ago
…thats a dealbreaker.
Cool boy over 2 years ago
Whoa the black widow. Mcu