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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2005
September 01, 2005
September 03, 2005
Transcript:
"I had breakfast with Harriet Beaver today...I guess she and her husband, Petey Possum, are really having problems...I think she regrets marrying outside her species." "Why? What's going on with them?" "Well, whenever Harriet needs help around the house, Petey's conveniently 'unavailable.'" "Unavailable how?" "Can't sweep...Dead." "Stupid possum."
At least his wife’s got a nice … nah, I can’t say it.