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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2005
September 16, 2005
September 18, 2005
Transcript:
Dear Diary, Today I looked in the mirror and noticed that ONE of my eyebrow hairs was significantly longer than the others. This made me wonder... ...Was that one hair stealing food from the others? ...Why does everyone look at me that way?
September 30, 2013, swedish television aired a “science” program on sexual dimorfism, where they posed the question why women were shorter than men. They, seriously, offered the explanation that it was because historically men would have been stealing food from women. No kidding.