Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2005

Transcript:

"My sock puppet, Pepito, reports that you paired him with the wrong sock in the sock drawer. This is like putting the wrong wife in a man's bed." "I'm sorry." "Sorry is not good enough. What you've done is a moral outrage. Look at the emotional damage you've caused Pepito." "Pepito has an odd way of showing emotional damage."