Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2005
October 30, 2005
November 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Do you realize that almost no one knows their neighbor anymore?...We don't talk to each other...we don't talk to each other...we don't visit each other...nothing..." "...except for one day of the year...today...and what do we do on this unique day?...we knock on our neighbors' doors...and threaten them." "Ding dong ding dong ding dong Hey, Dude, trick or treat already...c'mon open your door!!" "He's not home...let's egg him." "...I love Halloween."
Just turn off all the lights and close all the blinds, pull the car in the garage, and play a board game. It’s worked for me for twelve years.