Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2005

Transcript:

""Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away."" ""Then Muffet went back and checked her gun rack, grabbing a .357. Finding the spider, she sat down beside her and blew that poor sucker to heaven."" "The uncut version."