Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2005
November 18, 2005
November 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey, neighbor Bob...did you just run the marathon?" "Yeah, but it didn't go well. My body gave out with one mile to go." "Oh, no...wasn't there anything you could do?" "Well, I tried to motivate myself by chanting, 'A Johnson never quits...a Johnson never quits...a Johnson neer quits.'...but it didn't work." "Why not?" "I'm not a Johnson."
Try this: There’s beer at the finish there’s beer at the finish