Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2005
November 30, 2005
December 02, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you doing with the umbrella?" "I am told by a reliable authority that God sees everything you do." "And you're hoping he likes umbrellas?" "I'm hoping to block his view." "I'm hoping you'll stop talking now." "I'm hoping you'll step under this umbrella, so I can pound your big, fat head."
Just tell him God can see him from every direction. Then he’ll stuff himself in an opaque ball and no one will have to see him again.