Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2006
Transcript:
"Lemme get this straight...the broccoli just ASKS you for the car keys and badda-bing, badda-boom, he GETS 'em??" "Well, gosh...he asked so nicely what could I do?" "Sure, I know the score, pal...The squeaky vegetable gets the car keys...well, listen. If that's the way it's gonna go down, and the broccoli gets what he wants, then we get what we want...got it?..." "...If you need me, I'll be in the car." "Believe me...we won't." Open Swedish Massage
I’m surprised the broccoli returned the car.