Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2006
Transcript:
"What does it mean to be happy?... Is it something subjective?... Or is there an objective component?... Is it simply the absence of pain? Or is it something more?... How does a dumb guy like you answer a question like that?" "I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." "Pig made sense. The apocalypse is upon us." "Yay!! The apocalypse!! Yaaaaaay!! Wait... Wait... What's an apocalypse?"
Pigs right. To be happy you just have to get everything happy out of every moment (religious beliefs help too) (^-^)