Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2006
April 02, 2006
April 04, 2006
Transcript:
"Story Update: Years ago, Rat dated Pig's sister, Farina. Farina is a germaphone and therefore lives in a plastic bubble. Ultimately, Farina broke Rat's heart and married someone else. We now return to our comic, already in progress." "Is this seat taken?" "Oh... It's you." "Listen, Rat... I just came back to tell you... I'm sorry." "Sorry? For what? Who cares? Not me. I'm over you. I've forgotten you. You're a big fat zero in the consciousness of me." "Rat's bedroom..."
I just noticed how someone else had something very close to my username. Unfortunately, he precedes me by about four months.