Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2006

Transcript:

Dear Kim Jong il, I know you have a bomb, so please don't get mad at me when I say this, but...you're having a bad hair day. "You stupid pig...Why do you write dumb letters to dictators who are never gonna read them and couldn't care less what you think?" "Your hair is fine, sir."