Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2006
August 29, 2006
August 31, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, bad news, Sir...the polls are in and 74 percent of the neighborhood disapproves of me." "That doesn't surprise me, li'l guard duck. You know what you're gonna have to do?" "Threaten and intimidate 74 percent of the neighborhood?" "I've guessed wrong, haven't I, Sir?"
Wait…26 percent of the neighborhood does approve of him?