Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 10, 2006
Transcript:
"Pig, the police are at your front door...I guess your neighbor was trying to sunbathe topless when she spotted someone levitating over her fence." "But I would never do that. I didn't study a whole book on levitation just to use my powers for evil...I swear..." "Don't mind me."
rat perv confirmed