Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2006
Transcript:
"Now, Zebra...If we're going to sell your house, we need to present it in the best possible light." "But I can't do anything about the idiot crocs. They're right next door." "I understand...but that means we're gonna have to do our very best to make sure that at least everything else appears normal." "Bad time?"
In pearls, “normal” will come when pigs fly. Oh, wait, that’s already happened!