Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2006
October 21, 2006
October 23, 2006
Transcript:
"Ohhkay, zeeba neighba...No more game. We crocs buy F-14 supersoneecal jet...So geeve up or face conseekences." "Show me the plane." "Uh. Ees in backyard." "I can see your backyard. It's not there." "Ees behind trash can." "Yeah...Those planes are probably about twenty feet high...I don't think so." "Ohhkay. Fine. You want truth, Meester Smart Guy?...Plane inveesible." "Ohh...Well...I hadn't considered that. So you can't see it either?" "No. We no can." "So even if you wanted to fly it, you couldn't because you wouldn't be able to find it?" "Bingo!! We no can fly nutheeng!!" "Me was debater een high school."
BINGO!