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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2007
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Lincoln?" "I have to write this stupid speech and I'm struggling with the opening." "Let's hear it." "'Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation.'" "Yeah. Very boring. Try this." "'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a great adventure took place.'"
Image in my head is tea startling