Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2007
Transcript:
"So, Pigita... how do you like this new restaurant?" "Fine, Pig, but I have some bad news." "What is it?" "I no longer want to see you." "What? How can you say that?" "Because you're like a little boy, Pig, and I want a man. Someone who's established. Someone who's connected. Someone who's respected." "I'm established! I'm connected! I'm respected!" "Pack of crayons?" "That didn't help."
Every little kid likes crayons!!!!!!