Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2007

Transcript:

"Lonely. Lonely. Lonely. Lonely." "Lonely. Lonely. Lonely. Lonely." "What are you doing, l'il guard duck?" "I have no girlfriend. I am lonely. I am expressing that, sir." "Okay... but it gets a little annoying when you just keep saying 'lonely' over and over." "Sorry, sir." "It's okay." "Companionless. Companionless. Companionless. Companionless."