Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2007
April 28, 2007
April 30, 2007
Transcript:
Danny Donkey stood on the edge of the cliff and pondered the end. The end of the headaches and the stomach aches. "Oooooo" The end of the bills and the calls. Bill $ Bill $ Bill $ The end of the half-truths, the lies and the outright frauds. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES! The end of all that is bad. And threw his lawyer over the cliff. "This is <I>not</i> an appropriate children's book." "But I wrote such an uplifting ending." "Yay for Danny! Yay!"
So he blamed his lawyer for everything, even his stomach aches…