Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2007
Transcript:
"Why must life be filled with pain? Why must it follow you all your days and overtake you with such regularity?" "Yeah, why can't we be followed by a big bucket of 'Fig Newtons' instead? They're so tasty and they bring you such joy." "There's that pain again." "And speaking of regularity..."
Rat is such an optimist don’t you think?