Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2007

Transcript:

"Dad, will you please read me one of my 'Sesame Street' books? They're my favorite." "Sure ting, sweetie..." "'Oscar was grouchy. Ernie and Bert had borrowed hees baskeetball and had not returned eet.'" "'Geeve me back my baskeetball,' said Oscar. 'We can't find eet,' said Ernie." "'But dat's my favorite baskeetball,' said Oscar. 'I guess dis ees an important lesson,' said Ernie, 'If you borrow someone's tings, you need to take good care of dem.'" "Unsateesfied, Oscar tear off Ernie's head." "Please don't make up your own endings, Dad." "Ernie have to pay price, son."