Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2007

Transcript:

Dear Zebra, We are your new neighbors, Max and Zach. Do not fear us. We will not hunt you. We will not kill you. Why is that, you ask? Because as any casual "Animal Planet" viewer can tell you, it's the <i>female</i> lions that do the hunting and killing. We just devour your remains. Don't take it personal.